Off My Sweet Tits- Cakey Perry totally baked.

For Kim Murray...

No.1 Sweet Tits has just got back off the Katy Perry tour in Australia. Whilst a touch wobbly this bank holiday weekend I attempted to inform her of the High Tea experience that is planned for the end of July that has been inspired by the 'California Girls' video. She didn't believe me... granted it may of sounded like some drunken fantastical drone- cakes that look like Katy Perry, pop up high tea dining, secret locations and strawberries filled with cupcakes ...

Tickets go on sale tomorrow and can be bought at www.cakeyperry.com 

1. Sweet Tits

- (adj) An affectionate term to describe ones woman

or,- (adj) to describe ones state of my mind

e.g. Hey sweet tits, make me a sandwich

or; Last night I was off my sweet tits

Other Sweet bits...

FYI Pistachio Macarons from Pauls Bakery on Regent Street... Parisienne Bad Boys!!

Creepysuarus

... 'A Babysitters Club' style crush  just got a whole lot creepier. Who needs to consider the ethically questionable Tube Crush when the subjects have cashed in their proverbial chips. What must be noted is that the patrons of 'Bangable Dudes in History' bare a striking resemblance to the hipster Gentleman that can be found mincing through the streets of East London... a prime example that fashion repeats itself.

http://bangabledudesinhistory.blogspot.com/

Gaudy 'tings

GAUDY

- adjective, gaud-i-er, gaud-i-est

1. Brilliantly or excessively showy: gaudy plumage.

2. Cheaply showy in a tasteless way; flashy.

3. Ostentatiously ornamented; garnish